SargeantSarcasm

If you are implying any french tendencies on my part then you will really regret it in later lives.

Do not underestimate the walkingly inclined, Stephen Hawking would have you in a second, and we're real tight.
Anyway, my prosthetic rocket death legs should be here any day now, till then, fetch my ma slippers boy.

Ah, boy, sleep well?
The fact that you cut off my legs when I was sleeping is bad enough, but drawing attention to it by asking me to get stuff will not stand, hear this.

Did you draw me yet?

Goodnight boy, treat yo momma right son.

Is that a sucky sucky (10 dolla) straw? Or grass straw? Cause I have hay fever dude, and that's not cool

umm, thats ur momma boy, talk nice or she'll shank ya.

I'm afraid that's not a sword, but a carefully disguised can of cherry coke. You can tell by its refreshing edge

I'm afraid I was forced to remove it boy, those pesky communists look everywhere dontchaknow

I shall now refer to you exclusively as 'boy'.

How does it feel to know you are my seed? Pretty damn good I suspect.

Do you mean to tell me you have put the boot in on our very own FH squirrel, one TDF?
Bad form sarge, bad form.
Oh and tell your twin he owes me a muffin, the scag.

I hear they call you the wicked witch of the west-coast.
Nah man, me and the trees are like this, we have an understanding...mainly fire based, my enemies do not live long. But then all my enemies up till now have been small, tree dwelling mammals, so I dunno...

wow, now thats a significant degree or murder, i'd better watch out now hadn't I?
You might wana look out too, I don't know why, but I get this real strong feeling that a farmhouse is gonna land on your head...

huh, pandapigs. They really are the budget evil henchmen you know, step up sarge

The irony is that I've already eaten the lions, more fool you eh?

"Dance joke monkey, dance!" jeez..

Umm, the 3rd world? Always thought that's pretty funny, but then I laugh when babies get stolen by foxes...

thats what she said

your 17 and dont know how to drive?


WTF?!

If we can't rule the world anymore, we can damn well piss it off

as was mine.

oh dont worry, ill make sure of that.