SargeantSarcasm

trust me, i have your soul AND all the decoys.

well, its too bad for you that ive already been to that vault. Go check it... its empty. ;)

Hah! You're your own *****. Do you backhand yourself?

See? Silence has come to get you.

All according to my master plan.

nah, i need it for my collection way more. i only need 3 more to complete it.

ive come for your soul.

I'm afraid you have taken my words at ends. The condemnation following any attack on me, you shall never know because you lack the means.

I have never been fooled by you, I merely prefer to visualise (or, I suppose, audialise) you with a west country accent, one which could hardly be called that of the Gentry.

Nope, no prancing I'm afraid. The hand that moves the pawn is the one condemned of the deed, a pain you have the luxury of never knowing.

You may think you do, but have you tried recording yourself and listening back? Not even close.

wow they wouldnt do crap for my bros comp. anyways im happy that your back! and also when is teh fnf scfn vs team hammar?

howd you fix your comp?

I never frolic, I make a specific point of never frolicking. Doom maybe, but not by your hand.

Nah, not the Force, that's the stuff of children. The greater power of which I speak is a cool, semi-continental accent, something you cannot hope to achieve.

Ooooooh, that makes sence.

I'm glad fate has seen kind enough to bless you with bliss alongside your ignorance, poetic non?

I has the kind of powers money don't got squat on, you'll just never know it... until it's too late.

Whats with the lock on the new mod thread?

Mallet's gawn to they slightly darker side, we're losing numbers.

I love Regan, classic mind at work there.

Your eyes or, most likely foremost, your mind, deceives you. You know nothing of the wonders I have beheld, nor the horrors I have witnessed.

Oh, and the aforesaid remorse was with reference to the little present I left within your newest prize possession. The esoteric equivalent to a time bomb. Make of that what you will, but above all, enjoy.

"namely the two brits besides Matty..."

If you are referring expressly to the Good Sirs Textured and Shock, I shall take the utmost offence. And reply in kind with, you guessed it, nukes.

It's like a horrible, warped Truman show to be sure.

You may think you own the world, you may even in fact own it, but you have not the capacity to comprehend that buyer's remore which lies in store for the sorry bearer of that cursed package.

Indeed. It's my tiny island, youse cant has it.

Touche.

But my response remains, as ever: Never, good sir. Never!