This Hilarious video is by JamesatWar, also known for his ''Blame it on Halo 3 vid'', and ''Gay Asian Kitten'' http://youtube.com/watch?v=vyAAD_MlNtg Don't speak toddler? Here's what they're saying: "Oh please, you can't expect her to know how to run a country just because her husband did." "Excuse me? In addition to being former first lady, she had performed admirably as New York senator." "That's debatable." "So is Obama's experience level. Not to mention the question of his patriotism." "Oh don't bring up this Reverend Wright crap again. If every politician were held responsible for the words of his associates..." "Or her associates..." "They wouldn't..." "This was not an associate. This was his pastor!" "Right! This was his pastor! Not him! Not his words! You want to talk about personal accountability? How about all the 'misremembered' stories Shrill is spreading around the campaign trail?" "Oh, and you have a perfect memory?" "I'm not running for President!" "Well, Bush did and look what happened." "Why are you bringing Bush into this? I didn't vote for Bush. I wasn't even born yet!" "My point is, it's time for men to stand aside and let a woman show America how it's done." "Then why aren't you bashing McCain too? He's a man. You know why? Because he's white!" "Oh, please!" "He's white, and Barack is black, and you're a racist!" "Well, you're a chauvinist!" "At least my candidate didn't cry on the campaign trail!" "Well, at least my candidates middle name isn't Hussein!" "Oh, you did not just go there!" "You're right, I'm sorry. That was low." "Look, let's just come together and stop fighting. Otherwise McCain will win." "McCain! Yes!" http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZOkF0McZKIw&feature=user http://youtube.com/watch?v=hwq86xhSKcA&feature=user Lyrics: If I were a gay asian kitten (if I we're a gay asian kitten) well, I'd dominate youtube (I would dominate youtube) If I were a gay asian kitten (If I were a gay asian kitten) I'd make the front page of youtube (Like all those clips of family guy) If I were a gay asian kitten (If I were a gay asian kitten) People would watch me and not know why (but they probably watch you anyway) If I were a gay asian kitten You'd subscribe If I were a gay asian kitten (I'd be the most famous person you know) If I were a gay asian kitten (I wouldn't have to put effort into my videos) If I were a gay asian kitten (I could just wear eyeliner and throw a sheet over my head) Yeah and just scream about some loser celebrity you'll never meet Or you could like use your nicely manicured paws to play around on the keyboard Oh, or you could just stare into the camera with your ginormous eyes and wave and flash peace signs like that asian magibon girl (I don't think she's really asian) Oh If I were a gay asian kitten (If I were a gay asian kitten) Well, I'd buy me a prius (How very gay and trendy of you) If I were a gay asian kitten (If I were a gay asian kitten) Well I'd film myself drivin the prius (but you'd crash cause you're a cat or you're asian) If I were a gay asian kitten (If I were a gay asian kitten) I'd get like 1000 subscribers a day (yep, like chris crocker or kevjumba) If I were a gay asian kitten You'd subscribe If I were a gay asian kitten (My views and honors would be so high) If I were a gay asian kitten (I would have to deal with a straight white guy) If I were a gay asian kitten (I'd make my own webshow where I just talk about stuff) Yeah like just talk about whatever's happening, but act like you're on speed while you're doing it (You mean catnip.) Yeah. And then people would leave you comments like "Gay", but it wouldn't be an isult cause you really would be gay! (And I'll bet they'd also leave comments like "asian" and "kitten") Yeah, probably! If I were a gay asian kitten (If I were a gay asian kitten) Well I'd make my own lolcats (Oooh all those crazy misspelled words) If I were a gay asian kitten (If I were a gay asian kitten) My vids would get all the views (Especially if the still has a picture of breasts) If I were a gay asian kitten (If I were a gay asian kitten) I wouldn't have to make these lame songs (and this song is pretty lame) If I were a gay asian kitten You'd subscribe If I were a gay asian kitten (If I were a gay asian kitten) If I were a gay asian kitten (If I were a gay asian kitten) If I were a gay asian kitten You would click