I'm a pretty shy person and I get intimidated kinda easily, especially by gorgeous girls. So this one time, I'm riding shotgun and my friends and I are all laughing and having a good time as we're leaving the mall and I was pretty excited cause I bought a pair of trittons and a book. We pull up to a red light and it was getting to be a while and whenever I get bored of conversation I tend to look around or stare off in space. This time I took a 90 degree turn to the right and I locked eyes with a beautiful girl my age. She gave me the surprised look of someone who had been caught checking someone out. We both immediately turn to our respective friends. I tell my friend that this really cute girl is checking me out and asks why I'm telling him this instead of getting her number. So he leans forward to see whatsup in the car next to us at the same time her friend leans forward to see whats going on in our car. So my friend rolls down the window and I freaked out. I panicked. I choked. I rolled the window back up. My friend in the back seat rolls it back down. I roll it back up and the last thing I see of those two girls is her friend giving me the look of "you're pathetic." For the rest of the day I was made fun of and called a ***. So, that has to be the worst choke ever.
Aaah, I see we have a wise one here... Only if your some fatass who can't jump back over the fence. Life isn't lived until you risk it.
Best way to ask someone out. Yell. "Who's doing shots with me?!" If she refuses, insist and then everyone does shots and then you're in. Unless of course you're not dressed nice or belligerent.
That's the original use for duct tape. People have been using it the wrong way. My friend wanted to ask a girl out so he wrote one of those "do you like me?" notes as a joke that said Do you like me? Yes or Defiantly yes It didn't work...
"Do you smell fish or is that just you?" "I've been eying you from afar for quite awhile now. Please tell me, which end of you is your face?"
Me and a few friends were sitting at lunch, and we're all seniors, this freshman or sophomore who just transfered in walks by, and everyone always goes nuts over her (except me, buggy ass eyes, I'm sort of a sucker for eyes), and one friend, who already has 2 girlfriends (long story short, he cant control himself) just goes nuts telling me how he'd go crazy on her, making some wierd ass animal noises, twitching, yelling profanities, not keep the baby, ect. I play along putting 2 burger buns against my face, making some weird ass noises. Then, when I put the buns down, the principle and 2 tables were just staring at me... Oh boy that didn't go to well what can I say.