What Are You Working On?

Discussion in 'Halo and Forge Discussion' started by ForgeHub, Jul 12, 2013.

  1. Portaleer

    Portaleer THE FORGERUNNER
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    Logic Plague. Logic Plague. Logic Plague. Abaddon.
     
  2. icyhotspartin

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    Thing is is that this is probably not far from what we're actually going to get, story-wise.

    The Banished will have found the Domain and reactivated it, along with the Flood, and everything is going to come to head on the rebuilt Alpha Halo, where Cortana is actually running as an avatar for the processes of 343 Guilty Spark that were conveniently backed up and sent to the forerunner supercomputery **** right when he went nuts and killed Johnson or something, trapped behind a firewall like at the end of Halo 3 (or maybe it's just a rampant subroutine that has gone nuts and taken over, whatever), and Master Chief has to choose wether or not to kill her but it'll turn out it wasn't really Cortana but this rampant one and so he gets to live happily ever after with an electric blue psychowaifu and we will get to see his face the back of his head when they kiss because 343 is not above the ridiculous appeal of making absurd fanfiction canon

    of and the arbiter will narrate and we might get to play as Cortana for like one cutscene
     
  3. Dunco

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    I'm really glad this guy isn't involved in any of the story writing process
     
  4. Portaleer

    Portaleer THE FORGERUNNER
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    We didn't even scratch the surface of what the Domain really is in H5. It will very likely continue to play a central, integral role going forward, and with that, will probably wake and stir as it proclaims its true inent, whilst a corrupting Cortana facade crumbles.
     
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  5. icyhotspartin

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    You do realize I'm making a worst-case scenario prediction based on 343's tendencies, right? This isn't something I actually want.
     
  6. purely fat

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    **** MY LIFE
     
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  7. ExTerrestr1al

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    I played only part of Halo 5's campaign, and have no clue what it is about.

    Heck, I played Halo 4 all the way throug ha couple times, and still had no ****ing clue.

    So, as long as Halo 6 is pretty, has some good enemies worthy of being shot, then it's fine by me. I'll still not have any idea what any of the characters is doing and why.
     
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  8. purely fat

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    Can you tell me what the last book you read was about in detail?
     
  9. Portaleer

    Portaleer THE FORGERUNNER
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    That's ok! However, the Domain IS pivotal in what's to come.
     
  10. ExTerrestr1al

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    Yes, it was the book of Jonah, actually ;)

    but you miss the point. I did not ever know what the **** was going on in the Halo 4 story even at the the time, and could not tell what the hell they were doing in the first few missions of H5.

    One word. Convoluted.
     
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  11. purely fat

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    Don't worry I got your point. I am just trolling. There is nothing to gain from paying attention to most video game stories as most of the writing is not very good. If you think about it most of the games that people consider to have a good story have a more open ended or vague approach to how it is told because they typically have large worlds with many elements.
     
  12. Dunco

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    You need to work on your worst case scenario writing cus' I've seen worse.
     
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  13. purely fat

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    Should I give an example?
     
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  14. Dunco

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    Is that rhetorical?
     
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  15. purely fat

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    Sure why not
     
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  16. icyhotspartin

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    Master Chief comes out as a *****/bi-questioning and Cortana gets tentacle'd by the super gravemind on the new halo while the flood has a synchronized swimming performance - sarah palmer and captain lasky have a child who has superpowers because he's genetically coded by the forerunners to be the second coming of Native American Ancient Humanity Jesus and then masterchief takes off his helmet to let the arbiter face-suck him with his meaty mandibles
    all the while dr halsey is talking to the domain because she is a super computer genius lady with no soul who dressed like Rick and acted like Rick and looked like Rick and sounded like Rick before Rick and Morty was ever a thing and now she's getting ****ed by her mistakes and believes in the gods of the mantle and seals it off by sacrificing herself for a an ice cream cone and becoming the new domain's guardian
     
  17. ExTerrestr1al

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    "Cortana gets tentacle'd by the super gravemind"

    hahaha... the manga is already being drawn in my head!
     
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    That's your choice
     

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