What Are You Working On?

Woah all these blockouts

Here is mine Ive been working on

Strong focus on using directional cover to traverse through the atrium

 

The dog is cool but that car is for bitches.

 

That's what I told him.

 

Its okay, I too was once ignorant about the Subaru WRX STI. When I was like 13

Come back once you've educated yourself on rally cars and apologize for insulting the best damn car on the road.

 

quick everyone **** talk his car while the wound is fresh.

 

Blue? BLUE!? What are you, ****ing gay!?

 

Listen here you little ******. You want a manual car that goes 0-60 in 4.2 seconds and puts your ***** ass back into the seat? Get a ****ing STI.

You want something you can race in and drift dirt, ice, or lava going 60 mph? All wheel drive motherfucker, that's right. Not 4 wheel drive, ALL wheel drive. If you don't know the difference take a minute to educate your ignorant self and come back to appreciate the beauty of AWD goodness.

You a family man? Wanna take your ****** kids and furry ***** and your dog on a ****ing trip? SUBARU MOTHER ****ING STI. It comes in hatchback with fold down back seats so there's all the convenience of a soccer mom van, with all the badass looks of a rally car.

Wanna blend in with the ricers and beaners and drag race your heart away and take home the pinks? And by pinks I mean ***** because that's what this car pulls, on top of that beautiful 360 STOCK horsepower and a stage 2 turbo that'll make you go into a labor.

Wanna be a boring 9-5 little ***** and suck your boss's ass every day? 30 mpg mother ****er.

Wanna sell it and save money because you don't make ****? Subaru STI's are the slowest depreciating car in the U.S. Don't believe me? Drag your ***** ass to Craigslist or cars.com and look at how 10 year old Subaru STI's are still selling for 25k.

Wanna mod your car? Biggest after market mod collection of any car in the world.


BOOM PANTY DROPPER




ASS


Its everything. A family car, a commuter car, slowly depreciates, affordable, off road machine, drag racing sports car, the PERFECT CAR

 

Its a Subaru. Rally blue is their trademark color, the color of champions. It'd be weird to have a Subaru NOT in blue

 

lol

 

and I'm over here looking for a ****ing mini van for my growing horde of toddlers

 

Love u <3

Your welcome for educating you before that mistake. Now go get yourself a 2014 sti hatchback.. They stopped making hatchbacks after that year idk

 

my buddy has that same car

 

You're*

 

Is he as gay as multi?


Or gayer?

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Only time that car dropped pantys would be if Catelyn Jenner took a dump on the hood, cuz even he/she know that car is for pansys.

 

Is that possible?

 

1v1 drift me

Do you think you're more retarded than me purely?!?

 

I think we have already proven that I am more retarded than everyone.

 

You can design maps 11x better than me, so...

 

autism

 

ah