What Are You Working On?

ya'll niggas would be jizzing yo trousers if we could pilot the grunt mech ourselves.

but lolwarzone

 

I bet it's like driving one of those lil electric cars

 

probably like d.va without the boost. or the boobs.

 

Had to go to Google. GD Overwatch references..

 

Grunts are awesome, but that doesn't matter anyways

The grunt mech is literally a giant grunt with a grunt inside. Imagine if the mantis looked exactly like a spartan, jut really big... lol

 

Like a Gundam...or should I say Gruntdam

 

Hahshahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

D.Va is best waifu followed by Mei

 

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You know that's a thing, right? Most of the mechs in Halo are just giant versions of Humans.

 

Okay now imagine if the mech ACTUALLY looked humanoid and had a gigantic version of the BR.

 

That's not the same. They all look very different from a spartan, but the grunt mech is LITERALLY A GIANT GRUNT WITH A GIANT NEEDLER

 

Yeah, why would the grunts (knowing their physique is far inferior) design a giant machine to help them finally destroy the Spartans after all this time & model it after the far inferior physique?... They would have made it into a faster, slimmer mech that actually improved their abilities.

 

Its because while they may be good engineers they dont have the creativity to.

And it looks silly, so why not.

-some dude at 343

 

Can we just take a minute to realize a giant mech grunt is not only manufactured by the covenant to assault humanity, (as mental as that sounds) but it is now cannon, and officially a covenant vehicle in line with scarabs and ghosts.

If it was ever clear that 343 does not care about reserving the legacy or QA Halo was known for, it is now.

 

As far as I'm concerned, Warzone is not canon.

 

It hurts my feelings to see silly wins this battle time and time again.

 

Well, I mean, it IS a simulation. So technically they could do anything and call it canon but never have it show up anywhere but warzone

 

Ideas are starting to flow.

Elevator teleporter on the left.


The glass bridges is what excites me the most. Gonna be DOPE.

 

I think the grunt mech is funny as hell, so I like it.

 

343's Halo may as well be simulations the way the universe is going. I'm still getting over the fact that Halo 5 revolves around human sized Cortana.

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Halo 4 and Halo 5 are just dreams he's having while he's sleeping in his Cryotube