yesterday a spider descended from the ceiling and landed on my laptop when i took my eye off of it to look for something to kill it with, it was gone i couldn't find it and haven't seen it since i can only assume it installed itself in my laptop yes, after leaving my browser open too long and ignoring updates, they sent a web technician to download it directly
Shoulda punched it then just washed your hands. Had to do that with a few moths in my apartment this weekend, cuz they would just escape.
I had a similar story happen the other week. But I caught it as it descended down onto the laptop. What's with spiders and laptops? Is it the heat?
This part of the movie was the birthplace for that idea about a youtube series featuring Christopher Walken as Keanu Reeves adoptive father.
**** it, here's the pilot: 'The Land of Barbonaisa' *Cue various and expansive landscape fly-bys, settling on very stereotypical ruins in a suggestive desert* You see a figure clad in dust-caked robes browned by either sun or time. The figure is slightly hunched, muttering intently at what appears to be a blank wall. The torchlight betrays a flash from the figures palm as they push whatever was held into a notch in the stone. *cue zoom out with tell-tale low rumbling sounds* The once unassuming wall begins to shake hundreds of years of wear and tear away to reveal an overly complex door/gear system, responding to the call of its missing piece. The door gives way to a single shelf, where sits a single clay cup. "I've finally found you little sneaker" the figure breaths with a chortle, clear relief and pride present in his tone. *cue figure leaving ruins. Zoom in to reveal face of Christopher Walken* "Look out world! I'm coming to get ya!" *cut to Keanu dressed in street clothes, in the middle of being recognized at the super market* "Bro!?! THAT'S KEANU REEVES!" the fanboy exclaimed. "Keanu!!! When are you gonna do more Matrix movies?! The first one wasn't that good, BUT THEN YOU JUST PLOW AND CHAPPAMP KUKUKUKU GHEGH and the third one is definitely better than the other 2 combined! You know what I'm sayin' bro?" "I'm just getting food today," quietly laughed Keanu, "but I'll get in touch with the brothers and let them know people are dying for the trilogy sequel." After a few more polite exchanges, Keanu managed to make it through three whole aisles before another couple rounds of celebrity pleasantries. On his sunset-lit way home, Keanu reflected on his career; he was a bit drained from the unusual amount of people that he talked to today. No, it wasn't the amount of people, it was the diversity in topics that sparked his current line of thought. Almost every popular movie he'd starred in was broached in conversation, and even those talks were peculiar. As he stopped at a light, just two miles from sanctuary to truly digest the day's events, Keanu noticed a bus beginning to leave one of it's many stops to go. With the bus stop in full view now, he saw a figure stick out amongst the norm of people going about their own schedules. Before he had time to focus on more than that glimpse, a moving truck driving slowly passed by. With the truck now past, the figure was nowhere in sight and his focus was shifted to the light changing the flow of traffic yet again. In that next moment, everything changed. A bus hurtled towards the intersection with fate behind the wheel, smashing the corner of the backend of Keanu's car. His physical sense of direction paralleled his mind frantically trying to grasp what was happening as his car was sent spinning donuts to meet the guard rail. Bending like a paperclip, his car's rotation sent him careening off into the steep gorge below; chaos brewed under and overhead. Just before the world dimmed and faded, Keanu thought he saw the eyesore from earlier. 'Excellent' Keanu heard himself think sarcastically in his Bill&Ted persona. Then came nothing. END PART 1
Is Nitro the new staff member sent to supervise us in the WAYWO. We must convert him as we did to out great brothers Dunco and Qrrbybleshizzlemanizzle. One of Us! One of Us! One of Us!