I like when the funny lil chris guy makes them realize they're degenerates. It does indeed put a smile on my face.
Now I remember why I hate CoD: it's the most inconsistent hit detection I've experienced. Holy **** does this game make me rage.
http://stuppid.com/arrested-selling-golden-tickets-heaven/ April fools story, but it could have fooled me. Color me surprised they didn't use Florida either.