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****, I had a good one for him but I forgot.

I wrote this before leaving for work so I was limited on time tbh

 

Deep-fried pineapple steak skewers, tossed in a sweet and spicy peanut crust, Topped with chocolate sauce

 

I was with you until the chocolate sauce
What batter are you using?

 

You cook like Icyhot types.

 

I need to take a hard look in the mirror then

*edit* I take the joke, obviously
BUT - no no no this is not the case // I type with unnecessary words and complications to my message, or forget to clarify my frame of reference
this food is not even close - it is upside-down, backwards use of ingredients for shock value + weedman status
qrrb wtf are you doing, you can't deep-fry steak, it ruins the texture of the meat
and why are you puttinc chocolate sauce on it?!!!??! I understand chili chocolate, and it is quite nice - but you've essentially converted an ice-cream sundae into a kebab
WHY

 

I will now recreate your recipe

beef cut of your choice marinated in a cocoa teriyaki glaze
thinly sliced pineapple sprinkled with Korean chili flakes and folded in on itself
those two skewered and roasted on a fire, with a drip pan for juices that will then be reapplied
**wildcard: light tempura coconut batter, fried for 10 seconds
cocoa/peanut sauce drizzled on top with a healthy sprinkle of crushed peanuts and some extra chili flakes

 

I love when qrrb talks about food, only time he makes sense to me. That looks dank as hell qrrb, I'd eat that right up.

 

replace the chocolate sauce with *** and I'm down

 

or toothpaste

 

I'm getting really bored with the same ingredients haha.

I did change them to grilled, but they're not as good without the chocolate sauce.

Its pretty much Legion in food form what can I say

 

well, its about respecting the ingredients you're using, not degrading them
keep the chocolate, sure - I just would incorporate it into the steak marinade and add a little more complexity to the sauce with some peanut - or you could always do the old frozen banana trick and coat the entire thing in a peanut - chocolate sauce sheath

 

What about *** flavored toothpaste

 

I'm sure there's some nut out there that believes *** is a good toothpaste substitute already

 

Heard from a lot of girls that it makes their skin soft actually, not even kidding.

 

Hahahahaahaha I should tell my girlfriend that

 

What?

 

Omfg lmfao dude im dying

 

unfortunately i cook for people with the pallet of a 10 year old, and get the restaurant equivalent of dollar store quality :/

to counteract that i usually need to spruce things up with spices and not other foods.

I have hope though! I've finally won over most of our regulars with my soups as of late

 

It’s a rumor yeah, but from what I can tell it’s more the ethical self-absolution of whorish behavior and the attempt to imprint that kind of behavior from **** to non-****, but that’s just my personal speculation

////of course the truth is that babby foreskins help even more/////

Well that makes sense then - have you considered making salads and sandwiches for them too? I doubt you can keep serving pizza cereal and drunken bacon burritos for too long without a heart attack on your hands

 

I'm so glad that I was ridiculously naive when I posted this. I've gotten a lot of advice since then and realized that this map will be a ready to play test within a week or two. I hope that you guys like 1v1s because I have the 4v4 map for you!