My point was if I have to eat a fungus it better be worth the upset stomach. And @purely fat I've tried everything and they just won't take. Conversely I make a mean mushroom Guinness soup
One time me and my buddy ate shrooms and when we were finally able to get off the couch we looked in the fridge and first thing we saw was a portabella mushroom. Once we stopped laughing we went back to the couch and giggled some more. Good times.
What I like to do is take a jar of mayo and throw it in the freezer. Now you have a healthy alternative to icecream.