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I never understood the craze for H4 Cortana. I guess a lot of people like shitty hair styles, saggy ****, and that legendary tooth gap.

 

you like halo 3 **** you

 

Holy **** THIS SAGE ASSHOLE BULLSHIT KNEW IT WAS A BOSS FIGHT TRAP ME IN A BITCHASS CORNER PURPLE ANXIETY SHOOTING MOTHER **** **** CLUCK ****

 

Paralleruhediploticusepdenonithicatetradentaurenosaurus

Draw it

 

When you're captain america fighting for justice and you commit a crime

 

No, that's cool. No, you just go ahead and be the one boss fight where you can just CHARGE IN and smack it til it's dead. It's not like I spent a whole hour overthinking whether or not to risk leveling up or go back in, axes blazing.

I signed up for a game that was going to test my patience, not have me question it's existence.

 

Literally the easiest boss in the game

 

Horseshit.

I'm not even joking.

 

Well your first problem is that you're not a viking beyblade. Watch and learn.

 

Far as I'm concerned the canonical Halo story ended when chief went into cyrosleep at the end of H3 campaign. I don't think anyone really cares what other fan fiction 343i is gonna write about Halo.

 

I stayed up late, and then got hit with a stomach virus. I'm on no sleep and throwing up every 10 minutes, but I would still rather have this than play halo 3

 

What do you mean? Bad hit registration and slow projectile weapons is fun

 

I haven’t been sick in 2 years. I’ve had 3-4 different things (or one long continuous thing) this month its terrible.

 

Same. Haven't been sick in years but last year I had the flu around halloween and a nasty cold mid december.

I hope I'm done with this **** for years to come bleh...

Yo Xandrith, didn't you liked H3 at all? I can remember comments from you a year ago, how great you thought that game was, or was that all sarcasm?

Anyway, get well dudes.

 

That would've been useful for Eygon.

I didn't like him mocking me, so I took a swing at him. Little did I know that you can hit npcs in this game; he then proceeded to **** my **** up about 20 times.

At least I have his armor now I guess

 

And for this, sip on vernors (not that Canadian bullshit) or grind up some fresh ginger into some water. If you don't have ginger, you can suck on a whole cinnamon stick or drink some pickle juice.

This is assuming you don't have all 3 on hand, but if you do:

1 pint ginger-based drink
1 tablespoon cinnamon
1 blended pickle

This is my own chef-knowledged hangover cure, but it works wonders on regular stomach anomalies too

 

Hyperdrive Kamikaze

 

Just swallow the puke. Trust me it works. Then you will just keep puking the same puke.

 

Wakup Cheith, I neeth you