Well, most of us have seen the new Halo Reach "Battle Begins" trailer. And most of us have seen those two random guys on a Mongoose, when everyone else is in Warthogs, Falcons, or Pelicans. So, what do you think these two guys are saying right now? Example: Trooper on back: "So, why exactly did you trade our Warthog for a Mongoose?" Trooper on front: "Well, Noble 6 said if we traded our Warthog for his Mongoose, he'd give us 10 000 cR! You know, it seemed like a good deal at the time..." Now you guys go ahead! Note: If this is in the wrong forum, please move to Off Topic.
Back: Which idiot put us in a mongoose? Front: Ya know, it's actually quite a good idea. The enemy will target the bigger and more deadly vehicles first, and then when the enemy are weakened by our shitty AI teammates (who are all dead by now), we can finish them off and seem like the heroes yay. Tactics Solved.
Back Seat: Dude! What the f***? Front dude: What?! Back Seat: Why are we in a f***ing mongoose? Front Dude: I don't know why don't you ask that huge ass warthog behind us? Back seat: Hey huge ass warthog! Huge ass warthog driver: What?! Back Seat: Why we in a f***ing mongoose? Huge ass warthog driver: I don't know... Back Seat: Why? Huge ass warthog driver: I don't know.. Back Seat: LIES!!! Huge ass warthog driver: *Starts going faster: Back Seat: Hey! What are you doing? *Splatter*
Back: Why is every one in warthogs... Front: GOD DAMMIT FRANK WHY THE **** DO YOU ALWAYS TELL ME ITS MONGOOSE DAY THE DAY WE ****ING FIGHT THE COVENANT Frank:lol