Vent Your Frustrations!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Xun, Jul 27, 2011.

  1. Vinny

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    Punch him in the face to let him know you mean business.
     
  2. Stevo

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    No, I find it awkward going up to my housemate I hardly talk to, to say "Hey, I'm going to take a picture of you if that's ok. I need to prove to some guys on the internet you're not boneable."
    I'm pretty sure that would make the living arrangement a little more awkward... :|
     
  3. Matty

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    you know her name, and she has facebook. Stop ducking?
     
  4. Monolith

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    Take it from facebook
    Edit: matty beat me to it
    This. They're good at two things:
    -Spontaneity: You hardly know what racist remark they'll say next.
    -Uneasiness: Capable of making everyone in the room feel uncomfortable.
     
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  5. Stevo

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    No, she doesn't. She's one of those weird book people that never stops studying, never leaves their room or the house, and have the weird social quirks that make you feel awkward just talking to them because you can tell they're struggling with basic conversation.

    However, I did engage in conversation with her yesterday and beared with her random "hmmmmms" in the middle of sentences and awkward shuffling. It was a painful 23 seconds of my life, but at least she's improving.

    Also... Wow, I'm a complete ***** ditch sometimes.
     
  6. Monolith

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    Just hide a videocamera in her room. It's perfectly understandable if "the internet made me" is your rationale.
     
  7. SilentJacket

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    Just take a picture

    no reason is a good reason.
    Iv'e done it before
     
  8. ♥ Sky

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    Sneek into her room at night while she's asleep. Remember to turn the flash on first and be ready to run like ****.
     
  9. Vinny

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    Remember that if you close your eyes when you bone her, she'll be anyone you need her to be.
     
  10. Stevo

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    [​IMG]

    'nuff said.
     
  11. SilentJacket

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    says the guy who's avvy is him looking completely stoned.

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  12. RightSideTheory

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    I am proud that I didn't make it into that list.
     
  13. Monolith

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    I'm on a disturbing people list... with Sky? THE WORLD. WHAT HAS IT COME TO.
     
  14. ♥ Sky

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    **** yes, I'm famous. Who wants an autograph?
     
  15. Vinny

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    Smoking pot doesn't make anyone disturbed?

    Also, i'm honored you thought I belonged on that list. <3
     
  16. Organite

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    My this thread just became strange and stalkerish.

    OT & related: I hate how easily people on the internet can derail any topic into a quest to see what a girl looks like irl.
     
  17. Stevo

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    I'll have you know, I'm really ****ing drunk...

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    ^ this.

    Sometimes I get a visualisation in my mind that you guys are all trapped inside a dark box room, with just a computer, a toilet, and a bed. Someone posts snacks and drinks through a hole in one side of the room to keep you guys alive...

    So basically, your entire social interaction consists of forum boards and porn. That isn't a healthy lifestyle, man.
     
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  18. Matty

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    Was that aimed at everybody in that image?
     
  19. Vinny

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    I wish I was in a dark room all the time.

    I'd have so much more money for drugs.
     
  20. Stevo

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    Nope it was aimed at everyone on the internet really...
    Or basically it wasn't at aimed in anyone in particular. Definitely not all of you in the images.

    When I think of you guys in the images; I see some sort of sadistic **** with lots of crazed screaming, poo-flinging, blood, dead eyes and a pile of recently deceased banned forum members that you guys seem to devour from the inside out by the content of your posts. Basically... you remember the monkeys from the film 28 Days Later? Imagine them all on crack and rage, and in a dark room together, with a few innocent people. You know '****'s about to get real'.
     

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