The New Lara Croft is Ridiculously Sexy by Wade Larson on August 12, 2008 at 1:06 pm Attention nerds: Boobies. Now that I have your attention, hit the jump to for some titillating pictures of Alison Carroll, the new face of real-life iconic adventurer Lara Croft. Ok, now that we’re safely off the main page, take a gander at Alison Carroll, a 23 year-old gymnast and the new face of the Tomb Raider franchise. Eidos is reinventing Lara Croft with a little more realism (in some places, anyway) by making her a more lithe, graceful gymnast type to match her personality as an adventuresome archeologist, so Carroll fits the bill.“Tomb Raider: Underworld depicts Lara as we have never seen her before with movements and skills reminiscent of a highly skilled gymnast. Sharing Lara’s strength and grace, Alison is an experienced competitive gymnast who has performed and competed across the globe. Her more than 12 years of gymnastics training align perfectly with the game’s enhanced movement set.” Plus, she has the “essential characteristics…” giggity!“Featuring the essential characteristics at the core of Lara Croft’s personality — brawn, brains and beauty — Alison Carroll particularly compliments this iteration of Ms. Croft.” I can just see the meeting where they wrote that press release:PR Writer 1: Hey… um… what are the essential characteristics of Lara Croft? PR Writer 2: Dur. Boobies man. Everyone knows that. PR 1: No, I mean beyond that. We can’t just come out and say “ZOMG BOOBIES!!1!” PR 2: Why not? PR 1: … Good question. PR 2: Ok, well lets see. She kicks ass, solves puzzles and is every nerd’s wet dream. PR 1: So… brawn, brains and beauty? PR 2: Perfect. Now let’s head down to that photo shoot. Bring your camera phone. In addition to being completely and utterly sexy, Carroll is flexible, personable, has eyes you could lose yourself in, and to top it all off, a British accent. Check the video interview, but be wary, you may fall in love enough to actually buy the game. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYURnwvQ5i0 source site
He must think its Pr0nz. I do not know how though. I really can't wait for the new Tomb Raider, mainly because I grew up playing and watching it. Its going to be even better how its going to be more realistic.
A woman with clothes on isnt against the rules. It isnt pornography, if you deem it to be then you have low standards of what is considered pornography.
Lol thanks man. Btw, this isn't against the rules in any way, it's just really explaining the new Lara Craft (sp?).
well let them decide that and I have no idea how anyone could think that this is porn. Its far from it, its on the verge of a tease but definatly not porn
thats the word i was looking for jayclash...there we have it....its a tease.....done...my fav pic is the first or sec one!
Wow... this is RIDICULOUS!!!! completely. ppl should try to be sensibly sexy. not freaking ridiculous.