Back in my senior year of high school my friends and I would always leave and go off roading nearby. One of my friends Bronco got stuck in a ditch so we attached cables to 3 other of my friend's trucks to pull it out, but then all 3 trucks ended up getting pulled in with it lmao. Good times. No one though.
When I was in 8th grade we threw papers into cars that had their windows down, one guy got mega butthurt and followed us around a neighborhood. He stormed out of his car and just as he walked next to the bus we drove off into a gated community, leaving him behind with the anger of a typical man in a mid-life crisis. We proceeded to chant U-S-A as needed.
I used to climb on top of a roof on the way to school of a carpet shop me and my friends thought was abandoned. We used to climb up it pretty much every day. We were on it one time, I looked over the edge of the roof, and I just see an angry face stuck out of the window. He shouted at me, and came outside to shout at all of us. We paid him no attention, and just jumped off the roof and walked off. Same thing happened again the next day.
I once celebrated my birthday and did a quick round with 3 friends and my friend's dog. It was 3 AM and we could still hear my party going very loudly. BOoOOOooM!!! A house I've just passed with my bottle in hand explodes in flames, we're so super drunk but we don't hesitate, we ran like crazy and shouted "fire" and more stuff like that, I see a suspicious dude running to it's motorcycle and as he starts it I almost grab him but I miss. He drives of like crazy. We run up the stairs to evacuate all the people next and below the appartment that is not there anymore, some woman cries and gives me her baby in the doorway, flames everywhere, screaming people, cars I've just walked next to burning from debrees, whole neighborhood woke up, my whole party arrives as the four of us evacuate all surrounding houses and then the police and firefighters show up. Everyone is safe, no major injuries but my street is a dead end and all people who came by car to my party have to stay and call their bosses that firetrucks blocking my street so they have to stay. Daylight hits our drunken faces. I have to talk to police several times that night about what happened and almost grabbing that guy. 8 AM and people can finally leave my awesome party. Many puns were made. This dude tried to blew up his house and all of his neighbors with a gas leak but gets arrested the next day on a campsite. Mental illness and money problems. The four of us were invited a few months later to the mayer's office for a big thank you. Local TV reporters and newspapers want to talk to us. Journalists, parents, Military police are all there. I see our ass on TV later and read my interview in the paper and my mom was proud ofcourse. We get a nice bouqet of flowers and a gift card for 50 euros. Yay Can't remember what I got really. This may not be that funny but it's all true. And no, I don't live in a crazy ghetto or something.
I'm not good with stories, so i'll just lay out some quick one liners When i used to work at starbucks... Some black guy threatned to kick my ass for not giving his wife extra caramel A dwarf came up to me and order a frap, i asked what size... Akward scilence, he said "tall" LMFAOOOOOO Insert true story meme* I accidently grazed my co workers boob and i think she liked it, she resumed to bend over unecisarily the rest of the day I broke a cup trying to snap a lid on, then tossed the entire drink into the sink and the **** got all over me, in front of a line of impatient customers i sucked up my pride and fixed the drink drenched in coffee flavored sugar milk... Me and my co worker (the hot one) got cought flirting from both our gf/bf on several ocasions, her bf would always pummel his fists on the counters thinking he was going to do something about it lolololololol
Back when I was living in South Korea. We had a flight booked for Thailand on the Saturday morning (around 10am), so obviously thought it would be great to go out for a heavy session on the Friday Night. I decide its better just to stay up for the night, and head to the airport. Obviously get there in a bit of state, and get some currency exchanged, asking for Thailand Baht whilst a bit merry. Grab the money, jump on the plain. Once we get to Bangkok, we just go back out to the bars (world cup was on so wanted to catch the games asap). I end up getting lost, so get a taxi back on my own. This is when I realise that the currency was not from Thailand, but was in fact Taiwainese money. The taxi driver looks furious. I panic, and just give him all my my Taiwan money (was an easy $200 there). The taxi should have cost about 50 cent. The driver was happy as ****, I lost a shat load of money.
My boss got a box at a minor league baseball game & took the employees & their families to a game. After several beers, my boss & I go to the restrooms down the hall. I go first and as I'm walking to the sink some guy stumbles in and walks right into the paper towel dispenser (slams into it pretty good) and then walks to the urinals. My boss says "damn!!!! What suite are you in?! I want to party with y'all!" The guy says "p-p-parkinson's, parkinson's disease"... My boss looked at me in shame as I walked out & acted like I never met him before.
It took me playing another shooting game to realize how much less fun Halo 5 is. It's not necessarily bad mechanics-wise, it's just not fun, at least not nearly as much as Overwatch is.
This happened to my roommate/ best friend earlier this summer. I'll save you all a wall of text and let ya hear for yourselves