"Hello, I'm SargeantSarcasm, you may remember me from such seminal machinima classics as My Coke Baby Crack Addict and Silly Jew, Suicide is for Mormons."
I mean srsly, I was told I'd get a GnA rank like two months ago, now we have new mods, new journo's, and a **** ton of purps runnin' around. --- Oh hell, What's a Scope? has a staff position. We're ****ed.
Goddammit Scope, I don't want to see your posts in here. Your color is so ****ing sharp and bright...
Well, if you have your mother's genes, I don't think the mortality part of that question is possible.