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It isn't deleted. It's in the OT Vault.

 

I know at one point there was some joke thread in the Reported Posts section that kept getting soft deleted and undeleted. I copied it to the super secret Staff section (which probably no longer exists since Staff is gone) because I feared it would be hard deleted. So when someone did hard delete it I just recopied it back. It was silly.

 

Spoiler

 

hahahahahah the fact you put it in a spoiler

 

That's so hilarious and terrible

 

NO. It is just hilarious, we can show our true feeling on the internet, its okay Grif.

 

No it is terrible

 

Grif, if you mention a single word of what I am about to reveal to the friend I'm talking about, I will kill you this thanksgiving break.

Want to know how great of a friend I am to have? For my friend's birthday I bought him a nice, fancy instrument[sic]. I ain't talking about a cowbell or a triangle or any of that. I mean the real goddamn deal, a real instrument that takes a lot of talent to master. First person to guess the instrument correctly wins internet points.

 

I know who it is and of course I'm not going to tell him. Is it an electric triangle.

 

Nope, it isn't percussion. It's a bit of a rare instrument, by which I mean it is a common object rarely used as an instrument. Be creative.

 

Just tell us

 

is it a mandolin?

 

Not until somebody guesses it right or I find out he received and opened the present.

 

a tuning fork




If I had mod powers, my favorite thing to do would be to lock a thread that people were enjoying for absolutely no reason at all.

 

well thats easy

Its your ****. When you blow on it, stroke the shaft, or even suck on it, it creates these really interesting sounds, and it takes a while to master the technique too.

 

I think you should get that checked out


also, how do you know what stouf's genitals do

 

Catty, but true. And understandable. Things I'm not used to from you.

 

you should always expect cats from me

 

can I send them to Noxy?