I think we should all become Gorons so that all the starving people could eat rocks, and instead of using cars that rely on fossil fuels, we could roll places. Gorons are super friendly too, so no wars.
that'll never happen, dodongo's cavern is filled with all the rock nutrition we'll ever need. it'll never become poisoned with evil and blocked off or anything.
Don't be retarded Chuck. It's not like we'll get so used to eating the delicious Dodongo's Cavern rocks that all other rocks will taste bland. "Everyone feels faint from hunger because of the food shortage in this town. We are in danger of extinction! It's all because we can't enter our quarry, the Dodongo's Cavern. We Gorons live on a diet of rocks... And the most delicious and nutritious rocks around are found in the Dodongo's Cavern! But that seems like ancient history now... We've become such gourmets that we can't stand to eat rocks from anywhere else!" /starve to death surrounded by food
I'm not going to pay for dinner on a first date. If she wants me to buy her company like a prostitute, she should be prepared to die like one.