In your opinion it tastes like piss. Maybe I have different tastes for alcohol since I was used to having a glass of wine at dinner when I was younger, so it's not all about getting drunk, but enjoying the drink itself.
I will be surprised when someone actually wants your input or involvement on something, as they can easily ask a downtrodden hobo for similar, expected negativity.
Reflex already reminded me. I'm going to continue wearing it because we've already received Christmas Trees at work.