i blopped, unblopped, then reblopped. now i never want to blop again. i woulda given you portal 1 for free camo, if steam actually gave me the gift copy to give, i even bought portal 2 to pre-load and i didnt receive the gift copy
General Zod. The hatred of all sentient life forms was born into my feeble meatsack you so mockingly call a body, and I admit myself intimidated by your greatness. As there is no doubt that you will win and seal all humans in a never-ending cycle of despair and agony I was interested into what positions your administration offers. A sadistic and cruel mind such as myself could certainly keep the populous in chaos and fear in my own town, may I perhaps suggest that you create an army of loyal and dispensable subjects to fuel the black heart of your regime? If you decline this offer I humbly offer my services to be your loyal servant in any way, shape or form. When I bow to you I shall bow lower than any, and I shall die for your cause, or amusement, willingly and with the ultimate devotion. If only all could be instilled with your teachings. ALL HAIL ZOD.