So when you say "friend" you mean, some guy you know? Favourite part "Don't make me **** up you're Facebook account". Just most of it. I want to see this.
The girl I like basically, you know the one shuman. That six chan that sent the anon message is ****ing funny, I lol at the little kids that try and be tough guy on the Internet just because they have a few chan people who will mutually lick bums with them.
So my girlfriend kept receiving this prank call from some girl today. She refused to stop, so I answered the next time and told her to suck a **** and hung up. A few minutes later, some redneck woman called from the same number and yelled "Don't you tell my daughter to suck a ****!". My reply? "I'll tell your daughter whatever the **** I want, and If she keeps calling this number, I'm gonna rail her in the mouth until her jaw splits." Done and done.