PPC - Post Party Countdown

I pictured QKT as a penguin.

 

I picture everyone naked.

 

i picture mocha as a 12 year old attention *****

 

I'm a bit late, but the age of consent in Ohio is 16.

 

Hmm... well

 

I picture myself as myself.

 

I picture myself as someone else.

 

Hey guys, I'm trying to open the Millfields demon door in Fable 3 and I need the ugliest color combination for my clothes. Help?

EDIT: Nvm, got it.

 

Yellow combined with yellow.

 

Wait.. really?

 

Get this.

I'm having a Taco Bell craving, so I get my keys and ****, and I look to my parking spo- wait. My car's missing. I check with mom if she has my spare, she doesn't. I didn't tell my dad that my mom has my spare. I gave it to my mom when we bought the car. My brother was there, and he ain't answering his cell.

I'm about to go to jail for premeditated murder.

 

I don't get what you're saying. Did your brother steal your car..?

 

yes, and im fuming.

 

Black Theorem = Vileplume?

 

i think my internet is finally working properly again

 

It isn't. Sorry.

 

rats.

 

Yeah, he stole. it. My parents were holding me back.

 

stab him with the keys, that should do it.

 

I almost exploded someone.