Pulled a Mini-Sarge on some asshole on Xbox Live. Was fun. So, wtf is a hipster and how do they work?
That's a poor deflection. "How does deliberately having sex with men make me gay? I'm heterosexual, I'm just confident with my sexuality". If anything, it means you're insecure about your appearance.
You pulled your ***** out on some asshole on Xbox Live? Either you're not conveying your situation correctly or you're disgusting.