My mom is being a ****ing ass. Isn't the whole point of senior year to chill? I mean **** me if I have a b in a class. A god damn b. While other kids are making f's. Motherfucker.
Threaten that you'll intentionally lower your marks unless she stops being a *****. It probably won't help, but calling her a ***** will make you feel better.
She already graduated from high school, stop worrying about this. It's almost like these are her grades, not mine.
I'm not a try hard for school. I'm not going to work just to impress people. Networking is half of getting a good job anyway. What are you planning on majoring in for college tuber?
I just had one of the greatest games of matchmaking ever. Me and one other guy have mics and we end up on the same team. He seems like a cool guy because the first words I hear from him are "That's what she said!" Anyways, about a minute into the game I start hearing odd noises from his mic whenever he talked. I asked him what they were and he said it was two girls laying in front of his TV watching porn. I didn't believe him at first, but I heard the two girls talking about stuff completely unrelated, aswell as the porn itself. About halfway through the match his friend takes the mic and proceeds to lecture me on why the holocaust was neccessary and then tell me my voice was sexy. Then, one of the girls grabs the mic and after a short conversation ends up telling me that I have the voice of a 36 year old... Finally, we end up losing the match horribly and he tells me he's going to join the girls watching the porn because it was giving him a boner... I was literally loling the entire match.
Most days I walk around Forge World talking to Transhuman who's in my party. We talk about life, keep in mind I'm out of school and I'm unemployed. We often talk about his Microsoft Points.
Call me a frog but I would buy so many songs for Rock Band 3 with Transhuman's microsoft points. Also, Camo tonight I am FORVER ALONE. I'd love to play Halo with you babe.