Okay, so about two weeks ago, some asshat broke into my car, picked the lock to my console, and stole like $80 of random **** like sunglasses, an outdated iPod, cords (like phone chargers that plug into the car-lighter), CDs, lighters, etc... I don't really care for anything that I leave in my car, but still...what a prick. It happened again tonight and they got maybe the $10 worth of crap left. The cops around here invest 99% of their time into setting up speed-traps around where I live and the other 1% on actually important crimes; they're pretty useless for my kind of problem. I really want to **** with this person because I know they'll be back: my car is insanely easy to get into (Jeep Wrangler: you can literally unzip the roof and windows). Since the person breaking in is probably doing it to buy drugs around here, I'm thinking of getting a prescribed pill-bottle and filling it with laxatives or something that'll make them feel like **** if they take it, but that doesn't sound that fulfilling. Any better ideas? Obviously nothing illegal, but I really wanna mess this guy up for when I'm not around to watch my car.
rig a butane torch to go off when they open the glove compartment electrify the roof bear mace, pin attached to glove compartment base line the roof with razor wire etc.
Rabid dogs. Rabid dogs everywhere. But really, i tthink you' laxative idea is pretty good. Label it something like Vicodin and he'll either use it himself, or he'll end up selling it and hopefully getting his ass kicked.
Make some mustard gas and pump it into the car. I doubt you can get a concentration high enough to kill him.
I like your laxitives idea. Put a hidden camera in your car to 1:see if he takes them 2: if it is the same guy or a group 3: try to catch them on camera and show the police the proof. Idk around where I live the cops actually do their jobs. Not so sure if #3 would apply to you.
Get a tub of liquid nitrogen Fill jeep with the smoke that comes from it Tell cops to watch the car because you think someone is smoking in it robber gets pwnd
Don't use pills and prescriptions, they can easily look up what the pill is. Get a white powder... research one that hurts, but doesn't kill. If you could cap it up or put it in a small baggy somewhere that they can easily find it, if and when they use it, they will regret it. Waiting for them in the car under a blanket with pepper spray would let you see who it was and deal with them yourself if you would like.
I vote videotape it, as Waterfall mentions. However, videotape him from a friend's car. Leave a message in your car saying "You're being videotaped right now. If you take anything now or ever again I will give the tape to the police and you will be arrested." Or something like that
Got any old prescription bottles for pain killers? Depends on what the label says it is, but like 90% of them are gonna end up getting snorted, so .......
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