The rational people of the world must gather together now! And stockpile a lot of sharp pointy objects!
Twilight is a trashy teen sex "novel" that depicts 500 year old vampires having sex with 16 year old teenage girls, and going to high school for no particular reason. The movie was about 20x worse, completing the neverending cycle of **** that continues to spew from the modern media Also: Vampires. Don't. ****ing. Sparkle. I'd imagine Anne Rice would love to stick those ***** vampires out in the sun for a few minutes, just to test that theory. [/thread]
I havent read the books i havent seen the film and i never will. Alot of girls at my school were talking about it. We must pull forces together before...The Sequel.
its hard to maintain ones manlyness when he sparkles. its also hard to maintain ones manlyness when hes a vampire who will stop at nothing to make a goofy girl crazy about him by denying her over and over again and neverendingly caring about her fealings. no wonder its pulled all females of the planet in, and any male who wants attention and a date for having knowledge of the most popular female subject. the time may come, men, when we must annhialate our own.
Ha guys, I got three days of detention last week. I was on the Skoolbus see, This chick was all 'gasming over the books, and I'm all like STFU *****. So she starts waving it my face, saying how amazing it is and why I need to read it I get pissed and grab the book, chucking it out the window in the process. We were stopped, so I had to go retrieve it, but it DAMN worth it!
One time, I borrowed my friend's twilight book, and pretended to read it as a group of girls walked by. I saw them, they saw me, I winked, they blushed. End of story.
Fad or no fad. Movie was decent. Made my fiancee happy that I bought it. Made my mom happy I bought it. Mom and fiancee happy, because I bought the movie they wanted to see....priceless.