#1 10-03-2010, 02:37 PM Cranky Old Man Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Close to God Posts: 10,423 Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy! (Thanks go to Brother Heathen_Basher for helping me with the scriptural side of this.) Minecraft is not really a video game. It is amazingly much worse than that. It is as if Satan, Second Life and The Sims all had a huge sex **** and Minecraft was the bastard child that came out of it. They even have a specific variant called "Lava Survival" in which children falsely learn it is possible to escape from Hell! The horror that is Minecraft: http://imgur.com/xuQAB.jpg Defying God by promoting genetic manipulation! First of all Minecraft shows us what the world will look like once the evolutionists finally get what they want and start genetically manipulating everything and everyone. This is not outdated software! This is hypermodern brand new software which is specifically designed to look like this! To mock God and His amazing creations everything has been made to look like idiotic cubes. Notice the tree and the pig are both completely made out of cubes! This is what will happen if we allow defying God's creation with genetic manipulation to go on! Minecraft is already manipulating our innocent children into thinking that all this is normal! How this is defying God? As explained by Brother Heathen_Basher: Genetic engineering will take on a role beyond what God has given to us as His creation. The Bible states that all things were created by God and for Him (Colossians 1:16). As individuals we are made in God’s image and therefore should be subject to His plan (Genesis 1:26,27; Matthew 22:20,21). God designed all living things after certain "kinds" (Genesis 1:11-25). Too much manipulation of the genetics (altering species) could be delving into issues reserved for the Designer. Turning children into sex slaves, or "griefing" as they call it. There is not a single controlled Minecraft environment. Every pedophile can start his own Minecraft server and start luring in hundreds of innocent children. He can first let them build for hours and hours and then threaten to destroy their work unless they do his bidding. The Minecraft term for using children as sex slaves is "griefing". There is no protection whatsoever against pornography inside Minecraft and there is no control over what the inside chat function is used for. Minecraft is web browser based, so every child who can surf the web, can get lured in by an online pedophile. Since every pedophile can start his own Minecraft server, pedophiles can also track down your children using their IP address! Joel 3:1 "For, behold, in those days, and in that time, when I shall bring again the captivity of Judah and Jerusalem, I will also gather all nations, and will bring them down into the valley of Jehoshaphat, and will plead with them there for my people and for my heritage Israel, whom they have scattered among the nations, and parted my land. And they have cast lots for my people; and have given a boy for an harlot, and sold a girl for wine, that they might drink." Walking penises are part of Minecraft porn:http://imgur.com/Vuw93.jpg Pornographic drawing made by a child after Minecraft:http://imgur.com/BiKsF.jpg A Minecraft pupet masturbating over his insane creation, also note the big balls:http://imgur.com/gxKxl.jpg Destroying our economy! Minecraft teaches children that you can create your own tools by combining ingredients instead of the American way of ordering online or going to Walmart. It teaches children they can farm their own food instead of teaching them the American way of going to McDonald's. It teaches them to waste huge amounts of time on making their own buildings instead of the American way of buying a house with borrowed money! It teaches children to be creative instead of watching commercials on television! All this clearly damages and ultimately destroys the American economy! It can be no coincidence that this game was created while Obama is in office! Acts 8:1 "And Saul was consenting unto his death. And at that time there was a great persecution against the church which was at Jerusalem; and they were all scattered abroad throughout the regions of Judaea and Samaria, except the apostles." It is clear why Satan worshipers all over the world love Minecraft:http://imgur.com/CdamD.jpg More Satanic Minecraft: http://imgur.com/hzURo.jpg REVELATION 4:6-8 GOD's personal protection squad! Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America! Protect your family the Christian way. Get your daughter raped! Read THIS to avoid burning in Hell! Follow me on Twitter or burn in Hell for all eternity! Want me to ignore your e-mails? cranky.old.man.freehold@gmail.com I am not making this up, here is the link Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy! - The Landover Baptist Church Forum this church appears even worse then the westburrow baptist church and that man has other articles on how women should not go to school, rape victims are actualy whores science is evil, and that facebook and legoes will destroy your soul, however noch or most likely someone else pretending to be him stepped in #41 10-07-2010, 11:17 AM Notchz Unsaved trash Under Investigation Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 4 Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy Hello ya'll. I'm the creator of this game. The first thing I'll say is that you're all piffleing idiots. The blocky textures is because I did this all alone, and thus I can't create more advanced textures because I'm a coder. The term "indie" means independent, with other words I'm not tied to a bigger company like Activison or Blizzard. Also what is bad with creativity? So you are saying every single painter, musician, game designer and so on and so forth is a Satanist? When I first read this extremely idiotic thread I thought it was a joke. Then I looked through the replies. Wow. Just wow. And those aren't walking penises, for you to even think that you need to have a dirty mind you piffleing pervert. For one, they're green. Second they aren't even shaped like a *****. Third, it's a monster. It blows up when it comes near you. This game have nothing to do about mocking your oh so precious non-existent god. It's for kids and adults alike to be able to express their creativity in this virtual sandbox. For those who don't like that there's also a survival mode. And there will be a adventure mode in the future. With other words, you guys are giant mormons. Oh and by the way, I am an atheist. God does not exist, nor does Satan or hell. The world was created by the big bang. So yeah, I'll enjoy my non existent hell, and I'll enjoy coding my minecraft, get rich as piffle and piffle lots o' whores with all the money! Ciao idiots within a few minutes the man who made the thread replyed with "There is no need to be creative, everything we need has already been created by God." and There is no way that is the real Notchz. The real Notch would have immediately started to seduce little children. and finaly Minecraft is much worse than the Taliban! the website also had articles like Why God hates Australia! Why God hates Belgium! Why God hates Denmark! Why God hates Holland! Why God hates Iceland! Why God hates Ireland! Why God hates Sweden! Why God hates New Zealand!Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy! Jesus Christ says: SMOKING is NOT Bad For Your Health! God HATES Rational Thinking all genuine articles,Ive probalbly gone two off topic, if you think so then please move my thread, in the meantime tell me what you think
Nut jobs come in all flavours apparently? I looked it up, this was actually posted both on the minecraft forums and on the particular church's independent forum, and someone saying they were notch did in fact respond exactly as shown in the OP.
You guys do realize Landover Baptist Church is a fake church right? It's made as satire towards fundamentalists and biblical literalism. Looks like the members are excellent trolls, because you all believe it pretty well
Yes. It's satirical, albeit over the top. Actually, it passed funny when it related griefing to sex slaving and got very annoying right around when it mentioned Obama. Some of it didn't make sense even from a satirical standpoint. Now this post on down the page was golden: "Video games are really going downhill. When I was a kid, video games did what they do best: trying to imitate big-budget, small-brain hollywood movies. Now there's all this "indie", "community content", and "sandbox".... "User generated content" is just a politically-correct way of "giving the tools of production to the masses" - the definition of SOCIALISM! And "sandbox" or "nonlinear" are just polite ways of saying "no Gods, no masters", an anarchist slogan. They're setting up a generation to become socialist anarchists! Game developers create worlds, comparable to how God created The World. Kids who grow up in virtual worlds will learn based on virtual reality, not God's reality. God created a world were people need to be told what to do, and be given just enough power to do what they are told and no more. God created a world with boundaries, where you must follow a straight and narrow path. Video games should reflect this."
Even if it was a real church I'd sit there and laugh in their faces... As a christian myself, I can say that anyone who has any ideas remotely similar to the fake ones expressed in that post is insane. They're not even being literal to the bible, they're taking it so far away from christian practices, values, and ideas that I could not believe that they even knew what god they were worshipping. Also, Westboro Church should simply be ignored. They might as well be 12-year-olds that have no idea what they're talking about, and they just piss everyone off...
Oh man I thought this was real. I was so happy when a guy said that the best fun was "chasin a niga boy and making him wet hisself." I thought they were gonna bring that back. /sarcasm But in all seriousness their rape figures seem spot on. (A girl wearing pants will force a guy to rape them 30% of the time. It's true!) / more sarcasm (incase you can't tell, I couldn't at first so I just want to make sure.)