Man eats another man's face off.

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  1. Aschur

    Aschur Wubba lubba dub dub
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    Now now, that's just a conspiracy theory.

    People WANT there to be a zombie outbreak, so are trying to make things that are probably unconnected, and not serious at all, part of a "oncoming zombie apocalypse". I could bet that the only reason that hazmat was called in at all was because of bull like that.

    The closest thing we will ever get is an epidemic of Rabies. So stop calling everything zombies.
     
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  2. SPL4TTERMAN

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    I bet Aschur works for the government, trying to curb suspicion from these obvious Zombie outbreaks.
     
  3. Monolith

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    My shop'd funnehs go unappreciated, sad faic.
     
  4. FrozenGoathead

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    Zombies are gross.
     
  5. Aschur

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    Not suspicion, but irrational escalation of fear in something that wont happen. As I said before, people want there to be something wrong, something major connecting these incidents and are just spitting out zombies as an excuse.

    In all honesty, the news is partly to blame for being fear mongers or just plain stupid (fox news) It may not seem serious right now, but this stuff escalates very fast. Just look back at other scares spread by the news and/or internet; Y2K, 2012, other end of the world scenarios, its not funny when people start rioting on the streets because they think the end of the world is tomorrow.

    Or in this case, boarding themselves in their homes with 30,000 shotgun shells.

    Now, there really isn't anything I can do to stop this, I'm no major in sociology or psychology. All I can say is that it is a pain in the ass for law enforcement when stuff like this pops up, because everyone and their grandmother will be calling in incidents that would have otherwise warranted no call, just because its "zombies" and its really just one of the thousands of known infectious skin rashes on the students in bum****, kansas. Or even more likely, not even an infection and just a rash from exposure to some cleaning chemical.
     
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  6. Waterfall

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    I just KNEW there would be a thread about this when I got home.
     
  7. Jex Yoyo

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    Are you kidding? People getting worked up over a zombie apocalypse is way ****ing funnier than the 'avian flu' bullshit. ****, man, support this! Make it a trend! Make it go down in history as the best mass-paranoia ever!
     
  8. Shanon

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    Yeah, stop being such a ****ing buzzkill.

    I want to tell my ex-wives children how awesome it was to be living in the year of the 2012 zombaclypse.
     
  9. PacMonster1

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    Zombies are in right now dawg
     
  10. Waterfall

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    Ou all seem to misunderstand what I had said.
    By my comment that's ALL I meant I think its pretty funny all I meant is that I was sure that by the time I got home and on forgehub I would be seeing this thread.
    Hell if not I would have made this thread.
    I'm not trying to be a buzz kill or anything just merely stating.

    You all*
     
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    But on a supersrs standpoint I do agree with Aschur.

    /me grabs flame retardant.
     
  12. cluckinho

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    Not saying there is zombies or anything, but this is some WEIRD ****.
     
  13. REMkings

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    Disgusting.
     
  14. CAPNxXxCANT

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    Damn I need to start preparing for zombies. Any tips?
     
  15. WhackyGordon

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    Play Left 4 Dead 1 & 2, watch The Walking Dead, and then spend a few hours playing Living Dead on Reach. That should do ya.
     
  16. Oli The G

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    Dude. None of you have a clue.

    I'm going to surround myself in treadmills and turn them on. Easy.
     
  17. REMkings

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    I wouldn't play Living Dead too much. In real life, bulltrues are even more tricky.
     
  18. The Trivial Prodigy

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    What about when you run out of power and you have to go outside and re-plug it?
     
  19. REMkings

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    Then -****-.
     
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    this is always an option
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