I wrote a poem for my Girlfriend's Birthday

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  1. Stevo

    Stevo Drunken Bantersaurus Rex
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    This.

    That other bit sounds like my ex. One day you'll learn; Women are cunts, nothing more and nothing less than sweet, sexual, holes for inserting your *****.
     
  2. SargeantSarcasm

    SargeantSarcasm In Loving Memory
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    Oh my god, I'm laughing so hard.

    I read this the day it was posted, and never checked back in on it.

    I will NEVER forget this.
     
  3. Transhuman Plus

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    "-is a form of literary art in which language is used for its aesthetic and evocative qualities."

    Food for thought.
     
  4. Plasmy

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    Sargeant go ahead and laugh, but if you're gonna mock me about it, that's a dickheaded move.

    I loved her so much, I liked her for 2 years before I even built up the courage to ask her out, and then have that happened to me.

    I laugh at it too sometimes, but don't make fun of me, because it hurt
     

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