This is how to make a Retarded Elite: (I am not the first to find this. I just thought it was funny) Step 1: Go Into Campaign, Level: Crows Nest (Must have AT LEAST 2 people) Step 2: Whoever is an elite/arbiter, DO NOT PICK UP A WEAPON (Stand on the stairs. Step 3: Have Master Cheif go throughout the level normally, quickly Step 4: When Master Cheif reaches a checkpoint, DO NOT MOVE!(if you go out the door or something, you will pick up a weapon) Step 5: Have master cheif keep going throughout the level. Step 6: Once He reaches the Next checkpoint, Do NOT leave that room. (dont go down the hallway, or walk out the door) Step 7: Have master cheif bring the elite(s) a turret(s) and at least 1 grenade (each) Step 8: (still in the room)Have the elite throw down the turret, and jump back, so it will be on the ground. (carefull not to pick up a weapon durring this time) Step 9: Crouch next to the turret (W/o picking it up) Step 10: Throw a grenade, right after you throw it(push left trigger) run up, so you grab the turret. Step 11: WALLA! A retarded Elite! xDDDD. Pictures Comming Soon! (P.s. Once you have the retarded elite, Push B, and he'll pose differently xD)
Or, you could watch this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf8YaNsu7-k&feature=PlayList&p=BA4F658F9B05CE2A&index=91 Nice way to copy CMNeir and not give him credit.