Introduction Greetings from the Underworld!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Security, Jan 18, 2009.

  1. Security

    Security Ancient
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    Hey guys, just thought I'd drop by and introduce myself. My turn ons are romantic walks on the beach, blogging about 9/11 conspiracies, and ridin' dirty.

    I like to fail and win, divide be zero, make lolcat images, look at lolcat images, urinate on lolcat images, and lay face down in the bathroom. I enjoy music, but not country, techno, rap, R&B, heavy metal, classic rock, pop, new age, swing, big band, jazz, classical, Christian rock, and Satanic rock. I like meat but I'm a vegetarian.

    I hate myself, my friends, my family, Macintosh, my school, the internet, and Whisper. I also envy Ch33s3yboy for his epicness.

    Hopefully you guys will see me around sometime, make we can dance and sing and then we can go out to eat, see a movie, maybe something else. I don't really know anyone here, so can someone be my friend?
     
  2. The Cheat

    The Cheat Ancient
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    Isn't it a little late to be introducing yourself? You've been a member for like six months. lol?
     
  3. Hazza

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    Wow, you don't sound like your on drugs... [/sarcasm]

    I guess, you've pretty much explained your life story too, so what more can we ask for an introduction?

    Ch33s3yboy, that's right, Ch33s3yboy with cheese on top.
     
  4. RightSideTheory

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    You do know this is a sight for Halo 3 and Forging, not E-harmony?

    Anyway welcome to FH I guess? Even though you have been here for awhile.... Also I'd like to know what the "lying face down in the bathroom" thing was about.
     

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