From Cess to the Best: a :DUNCO: Biography

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  1. qrrby

    qrrby Waggly piece of flesh
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    "...and one day it just hit me: cat noises"
    -Unknown

    There is a saying about 3 peddlers choosing between 3 items of worth that rings true to the word :dunco:
    This first peddler chose the gold, and bought a kingdom where he and his many generations to come lived in splendor alongside their people.
    The second chose the bottomless chalice, which he used across the land; making fertile what was barren his deeds were rewarded with a devout following that spread deep cultural roots throughout the globe.
    The third and final peddler was left with the pile of manure and left puzzled. He shouted, "What the hell am I supposed to do with this ****?!" So distraught with his short end of the stick, the third stuck with turds went insane; it was almost a pleasant detachment at times. He followed in the footsteps of his fellow peddlers.
    First did he teach the world how to deal with their ****, and with that came the riches from sanitation patents and the various factories that eventually came to fruition.
    Secondly did he spread **** all across the earth. Periodically, he would rake it into the soil with his bare hands; always being of the highest quality his hands were stained green. Thus the phrase "green thumb" was born, for fertile crops were abundant in his wake.

    Making the most of what he had, the third peddlers insanity was passed down his lineage; every 3rd generation was skipped in lieu of more foreboding circumstance.

    History knows it as El Dunco



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  3. qrrby

    qrrby Waggly piece of flesh
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    Purely cosmic experience, man
     
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    Dunco Troll Whisperer
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  5. purely fat

    purely fat The Fattest Forger
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    someone say purely?
     
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    Egggnog Game Crashers

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    @Dunco I have an idea for you. Cess City. The sewers have overflowed.
     
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