Oh my. I think I can top that in the demented category: *wearing cult outfit* Would you like to join my group? Only a few members disappeared when I last changed The Parent. Plus there's not too many members who keep coming back after... deletion. No? How about the mean category: You, sexy mama, belong in my harem. Yeah, as a gaming industry QA programmer not only can I afford it, but I have alllll business day to spend with you. Can you add your number to my phone? I need to work on my timing. Also: "Fry, remember what I told you about ending your stories one sentence earlier?"
You all have an interesting perspective on what constitutes a pickup line. I need to meet the people these 'pickup lines' work on.