Excuses for getting out of work

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by blassin, Jul 31, 2010.

  1. Kung Fu Jesus

    Kung Fu Jesus Forerunner

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    "I fell into a ravine, see, and as I was falling, I actually shouted, 'I'm not going to make it to my ****ing job.'"
     
  2. blassin

    blassin Ancient
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    "Hey boss, see I was gonna come into work today and then I realized you treat me like ****, my manager is a ***** and you drink too much for your own good."

    "Excuse me David...?"

    "Oh ****, I didnt hear you pick up, I thought it was still ringing.... See you at 4:30"
     
  3. Vinny

    Vinny Ancient
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    How about

    work sucks. and any sucker who gets pulled into this consumerism lifestyle will never, EVER, stop.
     
  4. pinohkio

    pinohkio Ancient
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    I broke my arm in a vehicle collision?
     

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