"I fell into a ravine, see, and as I was falling, I actually shouted, 'I'm not going to make it to my ****ing job.'"
"Hey boss, see I was gonna come into work today and then I realized you treat me like ****, my manager is a ***** and you drink too much for your own good." "Excuse me David...?" "Oh ****, I didnt hear you pick up, I thought it was still ringing.... See you at 4:30"
How about work sucks. and any sucker who gets pulled into this consumerism lifestyle will never, EVER, stop.