Do it yourself Reputation

User has MVR (Most Valuable Rep).
User is Reptacular

 

-450 User is eating bat guano

 

-1800: user can expect to be hit with the ban hammer... any day now.

 

901: User is OVER NINEHUNDRED!!!! (would do nine thousand, but yea...)

 

User is related to Soulja Boi. (a negative number)
User needs to GTFO.
User lessthanthrees ForgeHub.
User is wasting space.
User got out of Cold Storage.

 

User is never gonna give you up
User is never gonna let you down

 

0: User is Joe Average
User is right, first name always

 

-80 User is getting Rick Rolled...
-70 User is posting a wall of text...
+500 User is spending too much time in the IRC.

 

User is broken
User has his account H4X0RZ

 

Something high: User has made you jealous, admit it.

 

K these are starting to be spam...THEY NEED A NUMBER OR IT IS JUST SPAM

 

THis could be moved to off topic.

 

+1200 User is getting a restraining order on Dragoncoals.
-1200 User is TheYaviMayan
+1600 User is cool as /b/
-1500 User is a necroposter
+80 User is a Guitar Hero

 

-1000 User is unable to forge his way out of a wet paper bag.

 

User is Blanket. (Mj's child)
User is a moderator's son.
User is Ronald McDonald.
User works for Bungie.

 

500: user is an ninja squirrel

 

Lol would you just give up

 

User is in quite the shituation

 

-1800: User is in a shituation

^^^^ LINUBIDIX STOLE THAT ONE!!!! Honestly he is at my house and he saw it just before i posted it. That *****

 

1600: User can drive the rep-mobile