Chocolate Milk vs Apple Juice

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Which is the better drank

  1. Apple Juice

  2. Apple Juice

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  1. AnonFriction

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  2. WAR

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    This debate is heating up more than the BR vs DMR threads back in H4...
     
  3. SIR IRON WOLF

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    I can't help but be torn in this here debate. On one hand I prefer some chocolate milk with a lovely snack or dinner, but on the other hand I like apple juice, or any other variety of juices, In the morning or if I do not want to bother with the task of making a glass of chocolate milk. This sure is quite the dilemma.

    It does spark the neurons in ones brain to the question of what would chocolate juice taste like if such a concoction exists. Apples dipped in chocolate and then coated in chocolate chips provides a lovely sensation to the taste buds, so why wouldn't the other?
     
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  4. Xandrith

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    how did I miss this

    btw eggnog is GOAT
     
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  5. Starship Forge

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    Am I the only one thinking "Where's the Game Fuel© option"?

    But I'd have to say chocolate milk.

    Then again. ..strawberry milk?
     
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  6. purely fat

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    Who ever said beer tastes like poo. Is a little girl. Chunk that graphic does not show oj or white milk. Both are superior.
     
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  7. WAR

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    National Study Reveals that Drinking Apple Juice Increases ***** Size

    “We tried all different types of juices over the full 10-year study, but it was only within the last 2 years that we discovered that apple juice increased ***** size. Even I’ve taken to drinking several glasses a day.”
    - Dr. Untobo, Boston University


    According to Dr. Untobo’s extensive report, 50 male subjects were monitored on a daily basis during the entire two-year study, and each participant consumed at least a half-gallon of natural apple juice. Once a month, members of the research team gently massaged the men’s private areas with oil until fully erect. This was done to gain the most efficient and scientifically dependable measurements of both length and girth. The results have proven to be quite explosive for the average sized male.

    “Six months into the study the average erect penile length of our group increased from 5.75 inches to 6.25 inches, while erect penile circumference increased from 3.8 inches to 5.3 inches. Production of semen increased slightly as well, but intensity of orgasm went off the charts during monthly evaluations,” said Untobo.

    source: empire news

    #ManJuice
     
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  8. C Milk 223

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    well played science....well played.
     
  9. WAR

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    If apple juice is proven to increase the amount of bodily juices one can offer then it must certainly increase one's creative juices as well!

    :science: #AppleScience
     
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  11. purely fat

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  13. WAR

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    We should have Apple Juice vending machines available in forge. This is great for player navigation while providing awareness of the pro-forger status of the maps author. All great forgers know that apple juice is the key to reaching Salotma.
    motts.jpg
     
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  14. PharmaGangsta1

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    Apple milk, chocolate juice.
     
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  15. Xandrith

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    We should do this more often.
     
  16. xxBRYTExx

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    I really wanna come up with a chocolate milk vs apple juice map/gametype. gonna be tricky
     
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  17. C Milk 223

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    I would love to see how that turns out.
     
  18. Chesus Khrist

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    JOHNNY APPLE SEED WOULD ***** SLAP EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU JERRY LOOKING CHOCOLATE MILK DRINKING MAYONNAISE SMILLIN MOOKS. FGPBCIA
     
  19. Soldat Du Christ

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    Why can't i select CM?? Btw, Chocloate milk initials backwards spell MC...

    ....




    ..ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.
     
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  20. Zombievillan

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    This explains why Anon is so deadest on apple juice. He is desperate & wants to force everyone else to drink it so that it doesn't seem like he drinks it for this reason.
     

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