Caption This!

It didn't matter, as long as Joe couldn't figure out how to reload his carbine, he would never really be one of the "guys".

 

I'm jealous.

 

"I think we got the wrong weapons shipment...

...I'm so gonna sue FedEx!"

 

"So, what, you stole the Elites weapons?"

"Me? No. That was Phil over there, he's getting tea bagged...Ewww"

 

Interviewer: So, how did you guys manage to steal all of the elites' weapons?
First guy on left: Wait, what are you talking about...*takes the carbine out*...****, sarge, we got the wrong weapons again!
Guy looking over his shoulder: Master chief is in for it now! Just because your the only spartan alive bladdy blah blah, doesn't mean you can screw up like this and give us the wrong guns!

 

"Isn't the party suppose to be here?"

 

"No matter how long Fred's Carbine was, he just would never be part of the crowd."

 

bump, why is no one posting to this, i loved the idea!

 

Hours before the covert mission in which the Marines had to infiltrate the Covenant stronghold:

"I look like an elite.... right?"

 

"That brute with the AA Wraith said there would be a party here..."

 

"Join us Monday for the all new season of Lost"

 

Sausage fest!!!!!

 

Interviewer: "So what brings all you marines out here?"
Marine Pilot: "There's a puppy. EVERYbody loves puppies"

 

"I know how we can make the barrier fall. Get on the island and PROTEST!"