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Red-shoulder ODST: He has your reconz!
MC: Oh, it's on.

Don't count that, put it in the honorable mentions or something

 

i dont get it

 

Oh, it's on - meaning that MC is going to beat the recon armor out of that ODST.

 

You mean hes a girl?!!?!?!?

 

Chief - "Alright, who's been infecting everyone?"

ODST1- "HE was playing in the flood pods!!"

ODST2 - ?

 

Pointing ODST-"SO IT WAS YOU!"

Master Chief-"Now, now, it's no ones fault, let's not point any fingers here....STEVE!!"

Pointing ODST-"That guy stole my rockets!"

these are all seperate, but i realized you could lump them together if you wanted. my favorite is:

"Now, now, it's no ones fault, let's not point any fingers here....STEVE!!"

 

"Oh, and HIM. Don't even get me started about how he gave me AIDS!!!!"

 

Pointing ODST: He broke your xbox not me, he spilled hot cocoa on it (sips cocoa),,, oh wait ummmmmmm AHHHHHHH

 

in the academy, they taught us that if your the sneakiest, you win. if your not, you lose. *click* .... i lose....

 

Doc said I have a tumor. My carbine says he's dead now.

 

Boom! Headsho.... oh no I missed *click* *BOOM*

 

xxDeeJxx : The path of enlightenment is long, and filled with hardships, the ball of enlightenment is sticky, and filled with high explosive.

 

......****

 

"I lost my job. My girlfriend left me, and now this. But I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by witching to Geico"

 

"That's not how you play catch, dummy."

 

"Warning: In case of noob pull pin."