Here is a funny screenshot me and my brother took while on a custom game on sandtrap. Post a comment saying what you think he might say.
"I got it...I got it...I got it..." holds out hands, ready to catch BR, "That's right, right here!" BR seemingly goes to his hand, "OH SHI-AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH" BR falls to ground, fires, and kills him.
(finds trip mine) "oh, hey. look at this thing. i wonder what it does..." (goes over the trip mine, and finds the words trip mine on it) "oh, i guess it makes you trip, gud thing im smart.." (walks and then trips over the trip mine, which is faulty and isn't going off) "hey! my br just dun flew in teh air wen i tripd! i iz a roket sientizt.
"Now I just have to aim my giant-novelty-remote-control-battle-rifle and fire" (gets sniped by a noob)
"Woo! i have mastered telekenisis! muahaha, now all i have to do is fire..wait.. its not...wait! my BR NOOOOO!!!"
MLG dude says, Giant Battle Rifle, your my best friend! Lets run slow motion into the sunset! Not a bad picture dude.