Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job November 5, 2008 | Issue 44•45 WASHINGTON—African-American man Barack Obama, 47, was given the least-desirable job in the entire country Tuesday when he was elected president of the United States of America. In his new high-stress, low-reward position, Obama will be charged with such tasks as completely overhauling the nation's broken-down economy, repairing the crumbling infrastructure, and generally having to please more than 300 million Americans and cater to their every whim on a daily basis. Faced with losing everything, Americans took a long overdue step forward and elected Barack Obama. As part of his duties, the black man will have to spend four to eight years cleaning up the messes other people left behind. The job comes with such intense scrutiny and so certain a guarantee of failure that only one other person even bothered applying for it. Said scholar and activist Mark L. Denton, "It just goes to show you that, in this country, a black man still can't catch a break.".source site
You're a moron You guys do know that this is from The Onion News Network right?... A comedy company... This is all sarcasm... Wow people are slow...
What about the guy in Greece who has to clean semen off the walls of the strip club back room? :/ I hope your new president does you well. Reynbow keeps us up to date with the news once again!
I really don't like how they call him "Black Man". I am really getting sick of racist people during the election.
I am too but then why do you hear african americans saying they are "black", they call white people "white" why cant we call them "black"?
Lol the Onion. Reyn have you seen this video? It is somewhat old, but still hilarious. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ7J7UjsRqg
To be racist you actually have to try to hurt there feelings and make what your saying sound serious because we say things jokingly that are racist and its funny and no one but the morons who try and make everything we say sound like we are in the KKK and are out to kill every black person thinks its funny. And Tristan28 is right only the racist to white people black guys say we cant call them black.
Ah, the noobs. Didn't you catch the onion sign? It was the first thing I saw, so I knew it was coming.
The ****? He's black, I'm white. That's that. The black guys in Australia aren't "African American" They're Aboriginal, black and white is not racism...