Black Jack Taco (Dont Trust Me Parody)

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  1. jakob hunter

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    Ok this is a Parody of the song 'Dont Trust Me' By 3OH3 it is about the new Black-Jack taco from Taco Bell which in my opinion looks gross but idk why i wrote in tis song making it sound good. It is the taco with the black shell if you didnt know.

    i just posted it for the laugh and to see what other people think

    Black shell with the beef and cheese inside
    I got the breath of the last bite of meat on my teeth,
    And shes the casheer
    But she says it is good
    Shes gets to eat it each day and says its great food
    M-m-mouth always always asking for more
    While my mouth is chewing and pepperjack cheese galore,
    T-tell your boyfriend if he says he doesnt want beef
    That we dont serve chicken on it just for him.

    I want to eat that black shell
    I want to eat that beef
    Don't want to go
    Never want to go,
    Won't want to go,
    I wanna eat a Black-Jack taco.

    Pepperjack sauce drips down your chin
    Wash them it in the bathroom then dig right back in.
    And your new shirt
    You bought from some store
    Was stained with sauce washing it will be a chore
    Th-th-three cheeses inside that black shell
    Seasoned beef and pepperjack sauce
    And the best is (best is),
    You get all to yourself
    Sitting at a table eating your wealth

    I want to eat that black shell
    I want to eat that beef
    Don't want to go
    Never want to go,
    Won't want to go,
    I wanna eat a Black-Jack taco.

    Woah girl try and get some food in between your lips
    Now take up this bill and get us some more chips.
    I said, Woah girl try and get some food in between your lips
    Now take up this bill and get us some more chips.
    Woah girl try and get some food in between your lips
    Now take up this bill and get us some more chips.
    .

    Woah, woah, woah...

    I want to eat that black shell
    I want to eat that beef
    Don't want to go
    Never want to go,
    Won't want to go,
    I wanna eat a Black-Jack taco.
     

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