@SaltyKoala "Holding your **** is more fun than playing Halo 5. Not even getting laid, just holding it yourself."
@purely fat "I was in the shower and i felt something tickling me, turns out it was like a foot long nipple hair."
@SaltyKoala "I was in the backseat and I was so ****ed up that I could see the energy in the steering wheel, **** was ****ing crazy."
@Dweeb After 3 days of no sleeping "I realized I don't need sleep, I'm like a superhuman, no, I'm a GoD BRO! "