very well, we shall continue this when you awake and i return to my bedroom for sleepytime
boah, I have the universe on lease, if God ****s up, I revoke it... you best fear me...this is just a trivial game I play with foolish mortals...
beeyotch, you're going down like your mother...except in entirely different fashions...unless you're feeling kinkeh? ar ye boah?
well you're going to die either way... and the chicken-powered thing...well...I'm grinding the chickens up into a highly flammable paste...soooo...
NOOOOOO...how heartless of you, they were your men...and you damned them to rot in Hell...thats right HELL I'm coming to get you pegasi, and you...
stephen hawking cant eat without assistance...and neither can you if i put the pickles on the top shelf and your rocket legs are a bit unstable...
You'll now be known as Legless Joe the Bri'ish Pirate... MUAHAHAHA now your cheese eating surrender monkeys will follow me...Sarge, the One with Legs
*****, go make me some muffins
What the **** did I tell you last night...get the **** off your computer and enjoy your vacation...
I lub you...moar and moar each dai... where'd you find that at anyways? seriously that was very funny...Onion maybe?
Lol..I'm so going to get you back when I awake...
I thought the ten dollar sucky sucky straw was named "lips"...but i guess im mistaken anywho, I'm too tired for this too continue...goodnight...
I'm so confused...how did you fashion a sword out of a coke ca....waiit...YOU DRUGGED ME...how dare you...no wonder those people were purple and...
poppa? is that really you? then who's this bloke with the tattoo...?
I'm going to usurp you, guided by the ghost of my previously-lost-but-now-present father...YOU SHALL DIE AT MY SWORD
It feels dirty...actua...wait a tootin minute...you're not my father..he has a Jolly Roger shaped birthmark under his left toenail... IMPOSTER!!!
yes I did...he didn't enjoy it very much and how do you know about our muffin...only family knows about the muffin...are..you...poppa?
Nah they call me the savior of the west coast...the wicked witch was my evil twin brother MajorMalfunction... do you piss fire on those mammals?...
good thing I'm indoors huh? thanks for the warning, I won't go outside for years now...thats right...I'll survive the walking-tree...
damn skippeh sunshahn...don't make me sick their ruler on you...Opie...the retarded Grizzda Panly...he'll murder you so much you'll die