I choose 1. I like myself an awful lot.
lol I'll unban you in a minute.
/seeswhatyoudidthere
You...of all people...know how girls work?
O.O x.x
You actually got married?
cue* got it.
Gonna haveta postpone it to 1:30 for family stuff. To those of you who volunteered, if you can't make it, that's fine, I have all summer for...
::takes her home::
"Hi I'm essias, and this here is my lonely friend devon, give him some attention" "::impressed by forward nature:: Okay, but I better get...
"Hi I'm Essias" "Wow, that's an amazing name" "Thank you" amazing conversation starter.
girls love my name brah
I like how you need to shift the pronunciation of the words involved so that the rhyme fits despite the inherent nature of limericks.
I think in rhyme and rhythm, so they're easy for me.
I told a guy to write about cheese, this young man was eager to please, I expected wonders, but got only blunders, What a huge ****ing tease.
That was horrible.
quite the cop-out, kid.
smegma
o.O <== O.o <== O.O<== O.x== O.x= x.x
schadenfreude