I'm bored as hell, wanna do something?
Nah, the guy behind you..Yes you.
Hey sexy man.
Im faster than yoo!!!! Get pwnt.
Lock and ban this user and thread. Kthxbai
I just shat bricks.
No, I'd much rather have a **** fest courtesy of you. =)
No, DTL has it all wrong, you should change your CT to "Man ***** For Hire" Oh...and hi!
Oh and btw. I'm down for going down on you later tonight if you want =]
Hows 5 dollars an hour sound?
Best of luck mate. If all else fails you could always come here to Texas and be my slave *****, I pay gud.
Oh Hai. Didn't see u thar! May I interest you in buying some girl scout cookies?
What Colleges are you applying to?
It's okay. When I am done, do you think you could give some insight?
I said "help" not "write for" =) I just need a few ideas.
Hey TDF, I know we don't really know each other all to well, but I would just like to inform you that I am madly in love with you. <3
Oh hai. Do you think you could help me with my English homework? I have to write an essay comparing Antigone's speach to Creon with MLK Jr.'s...
You deserved loyal, congradulations.
I'll be your mommy.
Oh hai. Didn't see u thar!