What happened, did your dog get his name changed? Or did he "run away" and when you got home from school you noticed one of your dad's tyres...
How can I say no to a face like that.
No such thing as souls silly.
Can't it be "Miss You" Or something by Red Hot Chilli Peppers? I don't know First Date...
What if I sang you a song?
I like to think that Chuck's always watching over me. Disapprovingly. With $15.
I don't get it. Are you saying he's funny looking? Winston clings to authoritative women like a dying man clings to a life preserver. YouTube -...
YouTube - Jeff Mangum - In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
It's o.k if you can only masturbate while listening to the "sounds of Pandora" nature music. Just don't tell me about it.
You're the only one.
Days.
He's such a belligerent little child...
You're lucky that she's in America Camo, because I would court that ass so hard, until she inevitably leaves me because I'm too supporting and...
Camo has a cold already. *She* should be worried about catching something.
Not really, Hitler didn't murder thousands of people, he told other people to do it for him. I'm sure some of those "insensitive people" would too...
Can you prove that he didn't? No? Hitler said he was a Christian, so for lack of evidence to the contrary, he was one, or at least more likely to...
Hitler was a Christian. ZOINKS! If you identify yourself with a group, for all intensive purposes you are a part of that group. Don't do the...
Girls wearing glasses isn't sexy. 20/10 vision is sexy.
Wanna get on xbox live before your girlfriend gets on your back and starts licking your neck again?
Why am I doing this?