TYLER 8 A BABY

I am a time traveler, some people call me God though. I can explain much of the bible if you just ask me. Such as why everyone is a "Brother or Sister" under the lord; don't take alarm, but It is because I went through time to get freaky with your mother. As weird as it is to have sex with my kids, I don't do the ugly ones, and that's why they usually make more ugly people.

Sex, Drugs, Beer, annnnnnnnnd creating planets.