I'm saying if you do this for me, you gain plus niceness points, because you know, here on the internet, nice points from a random person is the best gift in life.
Like, when learning to ride a bike. 1. Hold on to handlebars. 2. Pedal 3. Stay Upright. Ok, maybe not that basic, but you catch my drift. Maybe not even on sig making, but a tutorial on ****, what is it called. The photoshop copy.
Not like the indepth stuff. Basics. It would be very nice of you. I would even pay you with Canola oil since you love to fry stuff so much. :P
It seemed like you watered down your criticism so as not to offend a beginner. Which is perfectly acceptable, and most likely morally right.