SargeantSarcasm

I seem to be the exact opposite of you... that's interesting. I use it to get out of trouble of course, and manipulating friends is a given.

But I use it to push my limits far beyond what they would normally be. I use it to manipulate teachers in a negative way, such as insulting them, or whatever I may think off. I can read exactly what would be to far, and say the right things to bring it back if I accidently step to close to the edge. Mostly when I'm bored.

The yin/yang here might just be opposites of self control, but it's still an interesting thing to note.

Bah. I could try that, but I don't really mess with most people to much trying to get them to like me. I'm a bit too cut and dry for that.

Though, that's a tad untrue. I sometimes feel that some of my friends are "simple" because of how easy it is to manipulate them if I really want. Sometimes I feel bad for it lol... Bah I still have a conscience.

I said "under a minute" that implies a few seconds up to a minute.

I'm pretty sure you're probably a lot better at it than me, but I'm not slow.

If I had to guess I would say that my only problem stems from my instantaneous judging of said person. If I hit something that tells me that this person isn't going to be somebody I should try to get along with then I stop. Well obviously I can't stop completely, but I stop doing it on purpose.

Where are you getting the idea that I fail to recognize any of this? I'm not being ignorant, I'm just confused as to where you got this from.

Explain more about the middle part please? I understand what you're saying, but I fail to see how I'm completely missing it.

Hey, if you want to something hilarious, just in case you are having a bad day, look at the last 50 or so Shoutbox shouts. Conker kid is ****g hilariously annoying.

This is the magnum guy? I'll keep an eye out on new members.

Lionheart said that IP banning is more harmful than beneficial...if we just take the emails he's using we can disable them and they'll generally give up. IPs can change more than once a day apparently.

But if you're sure you need it, yeah.

can you please look at my profile. Some random just decided.

Oh, I am good at reading people. I'm not bragging, I'm just good at it.

And I'm the opposite of you. I (usually) read people in under minute, judge their character. Then we either automatically always get along, or will never get along.

And I can't pick up on your tone, facial expression, eye movements, breathing patterns, or stance to judge what you are thinking in the moment. So I have to go on completely what I've read about you from our limit conversations.

It doesn't usually take me long to figure someone out, you just happened to be a very confusing case. I obviously got what you presented on the surface and a few layers down from our first conversation, but I've just now completely figured you out.

Oh, and I couldn't sum it up. It's more of a general, abstract thought than a concrete definition of who you are.

I've finally got you pegged :D

Took for freaking ever though, and you seem to figure people out in about three seconds.

Maybe I should work on that :3

I've learned a great deal about you from this conversation.

Thank you.

I suppose I shall decline.

Of course, I'd have no chance.

What retribution does forgehubs official blasphemous heathen deserve?

I can't think of anything, besides the ability to mock you publicly :D

Not exactly the retribution I was looking for, but I suppose it works.

Though something tells me you might be one hard bastardizing father to kill.

True.

Anywho, you now have your harlots. Gimmie.

Not bad Sarge, I have to give you kudos on that one.

Anyway, I'll make sure they are all female. Since my ex was already female, along with most of the other harlots, it shouldn't be to hard to find more females.

*delivers harlots*

One of those is my Ex, so if you have to beat them senseless... you know.